Submitted by: Karen
Speis [karenspeis@peoplepc.com]Narrator:
1999. . . .[Your Town, State]. A dangerous time and a
dangerous place for the unsuspecting youth of [your ward or branch]. The forces of evil
lurk everywhere, and all would be lost if not for one crusader of justice and right: For
The Strength of Youth Man.
Our story begins in a quaint restaurant in the heart of
downtown [your town]. . . .
Johnny: I am so glad you agreed to come and get a soda with
me, Janie.
Janie: Well, you really are cool, Johnny. How could I say
no? I mean, you are the most popular guy around, and I would be crazy not to go out on a
date with you!
[Enter FSY Man]
FSY Man: Wait! Stop! Don't you see what you're doing?
Johnny and Janie: Wow! It's For The Strength of Youth Man!
Cool!
FSY Man: Yes, and I'm here to stop you from walking to the
edge of darkness! When a guy and girl are together alone, even at this quaint restaurant,
it's a SINGLE date! And, as everyone knows, For The Strength of Youth Man says: When you
begin dating, go in groups or double date. DOUBLE means two couples, SINGLE means one
couple!!!
Janie: (in horror) What was I thinking?
FSY Man: Never fear!! Here are two more teens to make this a
DOUBLE DATE!!
(He grabs two teens and sits them next to Johnny and Janie)
Johnny: Thanks, For The Strength of Youth man!
FSY Man: It was nothing! But, I've got to go. Evil never
sleeps!!
Later that night. . . .
Johnny: Hey, Janie, Freddie and Betty! Let's catch a movie!
Freddie and Betty: Sounds great!
Janie: Let's go to the dollar movies.
Johnny: Okay, what's playing?
Janie: Let's see. . .Hey, what about "Gigantic"?
It's supposed to be really good.
Freddy: How about "Super Human Killer Soldiers?"
Betty and Johnny: Okay, whatever!
FSY Man enters
Betty and Freddy: Wow! For The Strength of Youth Man!
FSY Man: Stop! Wait! Desist! Do you know what you were about
to do????!!!???
All: What?
FSY Man: Don't you know what For The Strength of Youth Man
says about movies? Use only good media that will uplift and inspire yourself and others
and Do not see vulgar movies or videos.
Janie: But Gigantic isn't rated R!
FSY Man: Great scott, girl! I didn't say anything about
ratings! Don't you understand?!??
Betty: I think what For the Strength of Youth Man is saying
is that we shouldn't see any movie or video, no matter what the rating is, if it isn't
uplifting. . . .Right, For The Strength of Youth Man?
FSY Man: You're absolutely right, Betty. How about if you
guys pick a different movie?
All: Okay, For The Strength of Youth Man!
FSY Man: Well, I've got to go. Darkness never rests!!
Later. . . .
Janie, Johnny, Betty and Freddie are at a dance. They are
all dancing. They are starting to get a little too close (but not too close!!)
Enter FSY Man
FSY Man: Gadzooks, kids! Stop!! Don't you know what you are
about to be doing?!!??!
All: For The Strength of Youth Man!
FSY Man: Don't you know what my motto is? When dancing,
avoid full body contact!
[They all jump away from one another]
All: Thanks again, For The Strength of Youth Man!!
Narrator: As our story shows, evil does not just lurk in the
town of Mustang at night. It is not afraid to show it's face during the day, as well.
Betty and Janie are at school.
Betty: Did you hear about Susie? Can you believe she was
actually--
Enter FSY Man
FSY Man: Stop! Halt! Don't you know what you're doing?
Betty: It's For The Strength of Youth Man!
FSY Man: That's right, missie! And you've forgotten my
motto!! Do Not Gossip!
Janie: Sorry, For The Strength of Youth Man! I should have known better!
FSY Man: Just do that, Janie; because I might not be around
everytime to get you and your friends out of the clutches of villainy and evil!
Later that day. . . .
Johnny and Freddy are at school.
Freddy: Hey, Johnny--Joey wanted to know if you wanted to
try some Frappucino.
Johnny: Wow! That sounds pretty delicious. I think I'll--
Enter FSY Man
Freddy: Hey, it's For The Strength of Youth Man!
FSY: That's right, Freddy, and I'm here to stop you from
making a horrible mistake!
Freddy and Johnny: What? No!
FSY: That's right, boys. For The Strength of Youth Man's
Motto is: Do not use drugs, alcohol, coffee, tea, or tobacco products. . .no matter what
flavor they come in.
Betty and Janie enter
Betty: Does that mean no Frappucino?
FSY Man: That's right, Betty. It doesn't matter what flavor
they come in. It's no good.
All: Thanks, For The Strength of Youth Man!
FSY Man: And, since I can't be here all the time to protect
you from the many faces of evil, I have designed this booklet to help you out in times of
need. It comes in regular and wallet size!
All: Wow! Thanks, For The Strength of Youth Man!!
FSY Man: And always remember. . ..You can succeed if you
remember these things!!